brown shmellkin

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 8, 2016

Brown Taggin'

When you or your buddies shit into each others hands and toss the shit at the wall or ceiling. Most popularly done in school bathrooms.

Hey guys, want to go do some brown taggin' after class?

by TerryBeary May 17, 2018

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

Downtown Dirty Brown

noun informal
noun:
A man who has anal sex with homeless men.

I wouldn't sleep with that guy, I heard he's a Downtown Dirty Brown.

by SECRET MOOSE September 29, 2016

Charlie Brown

Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one

Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!

by DannyBoyThePipesDoBeCallin November 2, 2023

Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.

Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.

by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018