Cum Butter

When you've been fucking so long the cum turns into butter

Holy Cow, we made a lot of cum butter today!

by Aphrodite_Eve October 29, 2025

Cum Brazing

Ejaculating on a girl's lips and letting it dry so she stfu

I'm cum brazing that mouthy bitch tonight

by DesignatedDealer25 November 7, 2025

21-Cum Salute

When 21 guys are jerking off and have to finish simultaneously in honor of Lebron Raymone James’ birthday.

Happy birthday, LeBron! Round up the troops for the 21-cum salute!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) November 12, 2025

Cum Quietly

The act of the silent cum, no moans or "Oh god"s

"Are you going to cum quietly, or are we going to do this the hard way?"

"I'll cum quietly daddy"

by Always(far)right November 14, 2025

Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025