Anaconda Brown

Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.

Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.

Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?

Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.

by ReplacementPasta May 2, 2022

Bristol brown

Realllllly hot would most def make out with

She’s got that must be bristol brown

by Julian... May 11, 2022

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Doc Browned it

That moment at the end of the night where you frantically gather the dregs of several mystery cups, bottles, and spillages into one glass, before downing into your own flux capacitor because you really really don't want the night to end, and thus, experience a time travel of sorts, whereby you still live in the good times, but when you wake up, your liver has aged 20 years.

Dude : It was an awesome night, but when everyone went home I ended up Doc Browning what was left and ended up robbing a bank...
...it seemed like a good idea at the time. Dang, I wish I could reverse time! I really Doc Browned it!

by The names Bond... Tommy Bond September 16, 2022

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

Brown Out

When you're a Browns fan and you experience another comeback loss so you have to drink until you can't remember.

Pass me the vodka, I need to brown out. The Jets just came back and won.

by MaskerKush September 22, 2022

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022