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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

You got the cheese 

When you got the cheese and use it to make sandwhiches in The Legend Of Zelda.
The original creator of the legacy can be found here on Wagintrowl youtube channel
Zelda: Link, You got the cheese
Link: Hyah
You got the cheese by L_Strongo November 1, 2017

Buffalo wing w/blue cheese 

When you give a woman on her period oral pleasure after nutting in her.
In the bathroom at your favorite BDubs Tim gave Melissa a buffalo wing w/blue cheese. After Tim had to brush his teeth vigorously. Also known as Bdub.

Wac and cheese 

When you beat your meat so hard it produces a cheezy substance
Hey did u wac and cheese last night?
Wac and cheese by rj colon November 30, 2017