Lawyer Ball

The proverbial prowess of an attorney. Usually based on number of wins and willingness to take the tough and/or high-profile cases.

Tim Bowles earned his Lawyer Ball many many cases ago.

by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.

"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004

jersey ball wash

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

by boorilla December 9, 2007

DVR blue-balled

When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.

I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??

by Tina1848 July 20, 2010

swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

by yummahfupa August 17, 2011

Meat Ball Splash

During the act of rough oral or deep throat, it is when the man receiving is suprised with a spash of self gratitude when the female regergitates on his member. {This can also happen when the splasher is either ill or highly intoxicated, which makes it that much better.}

Paul was supprised when his girl from the Super-Fresh store gave him a meat ball splash for free.

by 1670 July 14, 2006

thorn in my balls

A term used to express annoyance

You are becoming a real thorn in my balls!

by Ryan A May 6, 2006