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everything friend

an everything friend is a friend that you can talk to about everything and anything. you guys can lock in today, go do something crazy the next, and look sexy together the next. they are there for you through everything and encourage you to be the best version of yourself.
by goat syz January 2, 2024
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National Girl Best Friend Day

Jimmy and Kelly were on ft all day because it National Girl Best Friend Day
by Aubrey__ November 2, 2021
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National Kiss a Friend Day

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue
“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”
by JimmyHendrixWannabe947438 April 1, 2022
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Fake friend

A person who is a fake friend is not supportive, rude, thinks that they are the boss, and more. You should get them out of your life if they have these traits.
“Did you know that (name) is being bossy around me?” Said (name) “Really?! She must be a fake friend.” Said (name)
by Galactic Rabbit November 19, 2019
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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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