Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021

Dirty Cat

When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time

My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it

by TEgmeow November 23, 2021

Saudi Cat [Kat]

They are the dumbo cats they are pretty useless. They are not attractive as well and some people love it but it sucks, these are also not the ranked cats in the world. Dogs are 1000000x times better. They disturb humans saying meaow. very annoying.

Don't love them!!! Saudi Cat Kat SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Saudi Cat [Kat] November 23, 2021

Cat

A foo that suck in Fantasy Football

Cat lost to Gaby in fantasy football.

by Treeman4200 November 23, 2021

Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

by Slipripper November 24, 2021

Cat

A girl who is the life of the party and lives on the edge. You can find her skateboarding or dancing on the streets. She’s never afraid to take risks.

I wanna be adventurous like Cat when I grow up!

by Twix52 November 24, 2021

Doja Cat

It simply means a bad bitch

OMG this woman is the biggest doja cat ever

by Talkytalky November 24, 2021