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Deez nuts

A crunchy chocolate branded by Feastables, a chocolate company. And it has a nice balls taste…
I love deez nuts, plus there so huge!
by YuMmy cHiCKken April 10, 2023
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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".
Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!
by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018
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Swing off your nuts

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018
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nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”
by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023
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Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.
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