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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
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Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.
Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.
by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015
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False Red

this is a red you see when a girl or woman lie about being rape because they hate or jealous someone want them to lock up forever. government gave them too much power and trust like the story about the little girl who cried wolf but they keep believing the little girl in real life.
false red people don't ever get caught man...
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Golden Red

This is the last piece of heroine a person was able to inject into the bloodstream before death caused by it. Most of the time it is really pure or strongly laced. The practice to it is called the the golden shot. Red stands for the color, which heroine sometimes has. Especially when blood gets in the syringe the color red is dominant.
Damn, I really hope Demi doesn't get that Golden Red by her Pusher.
by Ireallyknoweverything August 28, 2018
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blooket red parrot

God presence in blooket game, if you see this avatar in one of the games, assume your death
"Do you wanna pray to the blooket red parrot ?"
"yes, for him to forgive our sins."
by AbeoPrime November 28, 2023
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Red Bowser'd

Verb: To witness your beginning and swift end through the eyes of the red hungering demon.
Yo I got Red Bowser'd by Victor
by bicycle25 February 5, 2020
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