critical ass

noun: pertaining to assholes who participate in monthly gatherings of Critical Mass bicycle rides through metropolitan areas (i.e. downtown Chicago) whom are known to think they are holier than thou because they ride a bike. Often with convoluted sense of pride and treat it as a lifestyle instead of what it is...just a mode of transportation.

That guys a critical ass always showing up drunk to ride.

Critical ass blocking traffic once again.

by av99999 August 19, 2008

ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006

Ass Ketchup

The blood that pours out of a girls' ass onto your "hot dog" when you fuck her too hard.

I could tell she hasn't done anal before from all the ass ketchup on my dick

by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010

Pwned in the ass

Being pwned to the point at which the pwner would be make shreds of the pwnee's asshole. Most commonly associated with Halo 2 and 3.

Pwnee: I was raped in the ass

Pwner: Yeah you were and I was doing the raping

Random guy: That Noob was pwned in the ass

by Satan_freak February 21, 2008

goof ass

1. some one who is is bad at everything.

2.somebody that tries to be funny and cool, but are not and can not.

3. Al Gore

4. David Spade

Dakota: Look at Tim over there, he's the goof ass of all goof asses.

by Donteen "The Mean Machine" Swift April 25, 2008

Hard Ass

A person who does somthing incredibly brave and stupid at the same time. one who does an act that shock and awes people into having to say "hardass right there"

"you set your naked self on fire for 2 minutes? Hard ass right here"

by E4rthbound November 18, 2006

liquid ass

runny shit , often elimnated in the toliet.
flu.
what not..

person : thanks for giving me liquid ass

by sammmm;' December 20, 2006