Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day

Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you

by your local girlfriend October 8, 2020

cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.

my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025

Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.

“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”

by Yicri September 15, 2021

Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.

Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.

by User6669420 April 27, 2019

Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022

Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024

curtiss da cat

cat default

(Jimmy) curtiss da cat is a cat..... (Airin) he likes to eat cat food....

by cousinbetty April 15, 2019