A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

A party that celebrates the anniversary of someone's first nut. It's like a regular party but with white theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023

by TheCrispyCream October 26, 2022

I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

by Tyler Bruh January 18, 2016

Like a street busker but garners sexual interest online instead of money. Most often seen starring in their own Tiktok dance videos
by Skiddle1029 December 20, 2023
