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yard cousin

Deep South reference that recently made news that refer to persons which, due to their level of upbringing, you may invite over for family events but certainly don't allow into your own home. They may or may not be related to you by blood or marriage.
From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :

With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.

That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."

chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
by iiibbb October 22, 2013
mugGet the yard cousinmug.

Mexican Yard dog

A term for the annoying small Chihuahua
by Parkicreed April 11, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Yard dogmug.

Yard Skank

The skankiest bitch in the prison yard. Always sucking everyone's dick no questions asked.
That Yard Skank Tyrese really sucks a mean dick.
by Hoboshanker May 27, 2024
mugGet the Yard Skankmug.

Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.
Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!
by Aivalleb December 8, 2009
mugGet the Yard Stealmug.

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012
Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs
by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022
mugGet the Clam Yardmug.

Middle yard

Something that doesn't fucking exist Sofia
Middle yards are fictional- just like unicorns
by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023
mugGet the Middle yardmug.

Johnstown Yard Walk

We can take this on a Johnstown Yard Walk if that's what's needed, Bruh.
by #fullsend May 5, 2021
mugGet the Johnstown Yard Walkmug.

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