Angry Willis

Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.

Eric drank an Angry Willis on Saturday and broke several bottles and glasses.

by Todd8242 October 24, 2014

willy dosing

the act of being intoxicated while riding a scooter, preferably acid or weed

Did you see jack ripping that scooter yesterday? Nah he dropped tabs he was willy dosing.

by dylanschofield July 20, 2012

willy phobia

A phobia of looking at a mans penis.

Emily-“did you look at his willy?”
Caitlin- “no, i have very bad willy phobia”

by xem2003x September 23, 2020

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006