When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown
by AUWFT August 15, 2016
Get the wife chattermug. a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
Get the plantation wifemug. 
A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.
After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.
by RogueAngel437 June 29, 2019
Get the Taco Wifemug. From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
Get the Donkey's Wifemug. My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Good morning My Sweet Jamaican Empress missing you now(Michael Bolton)How tings?
Went to our favorite music place in Santa Cruz yesterday got some nice music I know you all ways love you music it's one of the reasons I love you so,I am up for work in a couple of hrs,but wanted to take time out for you, you always know wat me was thinking & care
bout how me feel. Me wish me did listen to
you when you tell me say me female friend
was jealous of we it tun out you right she com with a bag a tricks I tell har to move she say never see mon like me stay true to my woman a long time she a pree me & you. I'm glad you a good woman if me dead tomorrow know you were always with me even though we in two different country yah now.I know you married & all a dat it don't take nothin fram me to think a you happiness My Sweet Empress. We were all ways each other Best Friend in life a the way it should be.Hope he know how to love you & all ways prioritize you..
I love you all ways
Good morning My Sweet Jamaican Empress missing you now(Michael Bolton)How tings?
Went to our favorite music place in Santa Cruz yesterday got some nice music I know you all ways love you music it's one of the reasons I love you so,I am up for work in a couple of hrs,but wanted to take time out for you, you always know wat me was thinking & care
bout how me feel. Me wish me did listen to
you when you tell me say me female friend
was jealous of we it tun out you right she com with a bag a tricks I tell har to move she say never see mon like me stay true to my woman a long time she a pree me & you. I'm glad you a good woman if me dead tomorrow know you were always with me even though we in two different country yah now.I know you married & all a dat it don't take nothin fram me to think a you happiness My Sweet Empress. We were all ways each other Best Friend in life a the way it should be.Hope he know how to love you & all ways prioritize you..
I love you all ways
by Janet21 March 8, 2023
Get the Errol's Wifemug. Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug.