Brown Tube Sock

Taking a big crap in a tube sock and proceding to beat someone with it.

I gave my girlfriend a great big brown tube sock to the face!

by Billybob4604 March 29, 2007

Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

by thieving jippo May 2, 2008

tommy tuberville

Tommy "Ears" Tuberville is the head coach of Auburn University, a.k.a. the cow college, a.k.a. the barn, a.k.a. Chop Block University. He lacks integrity "hence the only way he will leave ole miss would be in pine box"...lol.

He has yet to produce a Nc for the barn. In 2004 he went 13-0 and nothing to show. He has to live every day, as the step sister to Nick Saban.

Teaches young men how to chop block.

His own wife had to sleep around on him to find a real man.

Tommy Tuberville highlights of ears career have been beating a mediocre Alabama team.

by david from bama March 18, 2008

Noob Tube

The art of using the rifle mounted grenade launcher in Call Of Duty 4

Damn it Sutton stop using that damn noob tube

by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.

When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008

tubesteak

When a dinner date that turns into a blowjob, this is the name of the main course.

"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"

by taoistmoon January 23, 2012

tube whisper

The male version of a queef. A fart-like bodily function that originates somewhere in the male genitals either via air entering the penis or an internal emission of gas, then passes through the urethra and exits the external urethral orifice with such force it is able to create the classic skin flapping sound of gas being passed.

Due to the amount of velocity and air pressure, one may find himself faced with a lengthy tube whisper after skydiving. The same can be said if one's girl/boy friend is ignorant of what it really means to give a "blow" job.

by bralikzandr April 10, 2007