Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024

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Wing Wednesday

A lovely wednesday evening most commonly shared by a group of triumphant individuals who consider themselves to be the best of mates embark on a journey to a local dive bar in which a magical bond of brotherhood is shared with common activities include the avid consumption of 50 cent chicken wings and two dollar beers with the classic game known as Billiards is played until nights end.

"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.

Me: Hey me and some of my buddies are gonna hit the town for a good old Wing Wednesday
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.

by GeorgiaFootballEnthusiast March 26, 2024

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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

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