A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
by jtsaint June 28, 2011
Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
by Petesbeeps August 25, 2017
Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase
by APno1 August 16, 2018
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019
Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.
by Pookasydi June 13, 2022