thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016

Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound

Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?

by Voidaid September 7, 2016

Blood Thunder

When a girl releases a queef on her period causing a loud thunder while releasing blood.

Dude did she sit in blood? Nah man she just had some blood thunder.

by tardefinition May 20, 2020

Thunder Cunt

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.

That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.

by Skjor August 4, 2020

Blue Thunder

A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.

Man, that Blue Thunder is ripping my lungs up!

by exjailbird August 4, 2020

Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012