ALABAMA VIRUS

IT IS A VIRUS WHERE IF U GET IT U GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO FUCK OR MARRY UR OWN SIBLING
PS. not a step sibling

brother'' OMFG!!! I HAVE THE ALABAMA VIRUS''
sister'' OMFG!!!! BET COME HERE BBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

DogBot Virus

A little know computer virus some claim is run by the Chinese government, that dogs american online retailers and undercuts prices by pennies at a time via A robot system...

example a DogBot Virusis is if your selling widgets for 4.99... the dogbot will set it's prices at 4.98 , you lower your price dogbot lowers and so on and so on til your losing money with every sale.. the virus will dog you, like a blood hound chasing an escaped convict.

by dogbotmn September 5, 2013

Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020

The Badussy Virus

The Badussy Virus was when Covid , fly , nicki Minaj and cardi b were mixed together. It created a very serious , but slaying virus.

Last year, I had the Badussy Virus

by thebadussyvirus July 5, 2022

M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.

Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"

by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025

Virus

get the fuck off of my pc you ugly fat fucking rat. i don't like ur ads, I only like the ones that are free ad blockers. anyways download this :D --> totallynotavirus.exe(fake)

i got a computer virus

by Kool Cid 3.0 boi March 9, 2021