jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018

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Bat Shift

Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!

by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015

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<.7.9.7.6.>Bible Black To Night Shift Nurses<.7.9.7.6.>

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Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

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Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

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Physical shifting is a form of shifting (feeling like you are becoming more like your kintype in some way) that involves physically becoming your kintype.

Physical shifting is impossible- it literally cannot be achieved, not with the technology currently available to us.

However, many believe in it, especially those who may be younger and/or more vulnerable.

In perhaps its most harmless form of being proposed to a person, it appears as spells and rituals, many of which may be found in things like online spellbooks. These spells, of course, do not and cannot actually work. However, actual cults, often online ones, have cropped up related to physical shifting and achieving it.

Jamie believes in physical shifting. She says a spell every night before bed to try and become a wolf. I hope I can help her realise it will never happen.

by Debleb November 11, 2020

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