The Sex Man 

The winner of the day, particularly one who gets laid at the end because of how epic their triumph was, even though the intention was not to get laid as a result.

He is The Sex Man.

The Sex Man by NoxMelo March 3, 2022

The Stardust Man

The Stardust Man is a man who sucks mad dick 24/7

yooo is that The Stardust Man famous for sucking mad cock???

The Stardust Man by fortnitebattlepass499 April 16, 2022

The fat man flys at midnight 

Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael “Q” says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'

You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?

The fat man flys at midnight by Chicken wing girl May 16, 2022

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

the penis man by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

The Beige Man 

The Beige man is like the “Grey Man”, but with slightly more overtly tactical gear on his person. Not quite a wannabe operator or aspiring secret agent, the Beige Man’s style could be categorized as an out of work mercenary with a sense of style. He is usually only recognized by other grey/beige men and real operators. This term also includes anyone who based their wardrobe on

“Hey that guy with the Magpul hat, Saloman shoes, and Luminox watch definitely stands out a little.” “Yeah he looks like the Beige Man.”

The Beige Man by Frumentarius November 21, 2022

the crumbling man 

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.

the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.

the crumbling man by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023

man the deck 

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

man the deck by The man of the deck March 11, 2017