London Bridge

A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!

Me and my girl, Macey are ready, let’s take our tops off and start the party with a London Bridge!

by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020

London

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by Quinntinn September 12, 2020

The London Triangle

Peckham, East Dulwich, Herne Hill - the three pillars of South East London civilisation and also the home of the infamous, the incongruous, the alternatives alternative, the Power Triangle (and friends). Since the New York years PT has been here there and everywhere, but now they're home and reside in The London Triangle. Often spotted having a sweet sweet ale at the ever enduring EDT, or supping on a Crafty over a juicy burger or two at the Brick Brewery or simply kicking back whilst soaking up the rays at the best sun trap in London provided by the Princey R, PT like to hang in the place they are proud to call home.

That place, you know, where PT are from....The London Triangle

Damn, I want to live in The London Triangle

by TheHawkinEastDulwichNow July 19, 2018

Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao

Oli London, just stop.

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024