A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024
Get the Dirty Lillimug. Smart, witty, funny. Heart of gold. She'll be there no matter what. Shell comfort you tell everything's ok and still feel as if shes not done enough. Shell repay you back a thousand times over for doing one thing for her. Shes the light in anyone's day. If you have a lilly, hold onto them/her.
by The country June 10, 2019
Get the Lynx/lillymug. Lilli’s are known for being a crackhead. They are very hyper, awkward, and wears glasses. Though she looks nerdy, she is very sensitive and gets defensive very easily so be careful with her. Lilli’s can tend to be a little gay (or a lot) and has a deep loving for dogs. All and all you should definitely get a Lilli in your life as she is gorgeous, even when being a ditz
by Potatoflicks July 9, 2019
Get the Lillimug. you are such an amazing person and the funniest person in the world. You are my best friend but you be a lil poopoo head shit ass nut lick some times 🦶🦶
by crack_snortter69 August 30, 2022
Get the Lillimug. A stuck up, bratty girl that for some reason, everyone likes. She’s that girl who you just want to punch, but everyone would be mad at you if you do. She lied to everyone, manipulated you, and makes you think you’re friends.
by lp7406 February 13, 2019
Get the Lillymug. Lilly is the coolest person EVER. She hates everyone named Max, Isabella, & More. BUT she is very fun to hang out with and she is very stupid.
by lilly_is_swag April 11, 2022
Get the Lillymug. 