bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist February 10, 2018

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Squid Person

A person who looks like a squid and an enjoyer of BHism, they also smell horrible.

Squid person stop the BHism

by Sphinx chad!! June 22, 2023

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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

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squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles

Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit

by Dankpurpledrank February 02, 2023

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Squid belly Jackson

Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.

Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”

“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.

by ChuckNnancy March 08, 2021

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