Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

domestic sadness

A state of being when a one said free spirited human being wakes up and realizes the traumatic reality of how privileges now feel much more like a chore.??

Upon Sally's arrival to her new foreign home she is experiencing domestic sadness reminiscing of her easy days in the U.S.

by Rainbows May 23, 2008

sad drive

Refers to the D drive. (D:)

This is what a sad drive looks like- >D:/memes/we_are_number_one/ameno_remix

by Care Jeans March 19, 2017

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

sad ho

a person who is sad only a daily and calls themselves a ho.

it's time to be a sad ho again.

by yikester August 27, 2017

xxxtentacion SAD!

A song by the american rapper XXXTENTACION that is only listened to by "fans" who didn't hear his songs before his death.

John: Omg im the biggest fan of XXXTENTACION, i've listened to SAD! for like 8 times now!

xxxtentacion SAD!

by orbitOwO November 8, 2018