Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

Poo Square

When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.

Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.

by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021

Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.

"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"

by Vagina, Alotta August 06, 2012

Pre Poo

The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.

"So glad I took that nice Pre Poo, bout to have a great night!"

by Iz 'N Max July 07, 2014

poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.

"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."

by Kate Shortforbob April 28, 2007

Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.

I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.

by RIPRAFT March 28, 2011

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 28, 2011