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Ryan Oakes

Simply a good friend, can’t hold a relationship, more or less never shows excitement, although excited. Runs for fun, broke both wrists in a rec b-ball league. Oh also big advocate for saving pennies!
by Ginger anonymous December 4, 2019
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
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ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.
“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”
by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020
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Oaking

A way of pleasuring yourself for guys . Before finishing shove a stick into the hole where u pee , and spin it , it gains pressure because the jizz is tryna come out and shoots out like a rocket ship .
I have started oaking yesterday , my friends say after oaking more it will not hurt anymore.
by OAELER April 28, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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