Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 02, 2025
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piknq kink

A piknq kink is an unnormal enjoyment of Bulgarian trains. To see if you have a piknq kink, one must look at a picture of a Bulgarian train and see if they cry years after looking at it.
"I heard Choo has a piknq kink?"
"Oh yeah, she hasn't stopped crying since she looked at that Bulgarian train!"
"Poor kid."
by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021
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Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.
Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.
guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink
by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023
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sky kink

The act of railing in the sky turning you on.
Usually on a plane
“Yo did you hear Jake has a sky kink?”
“Yeah I found that out after I went on a trip with him and his girlfriend last month
by Bangchans_bestie July 17, 2022
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Emilia kink

When a man named Ethan falls in love with a woman named Emilia, his love transforms into the Emilia kink. This type of fetish surrounds the idea of him being her babyboy, and Emilia then becomes his mommy. This kink also involves BDSM female-to-male, lactation kink, public sex and sexting.
Emilia is my beloved, I have an Emilia kink.
by tenebreum1428 February 19, 2022
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Armpit kink

Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.
Bro I think I have an armpit kink!

Same bro!
by Qwerty19372728 February 08, 2023
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