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There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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tease

a girl that goes on blind dates with other guys in order to make the man of her dreams jealous
by J_J_P August 27, 2010
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Tesseraktis

A name for one who pwns all.
Lesser human: Whats your name
Tesseraktis : Im Tesseraktis
Lesser human: Oh! YOU PWN!!!!
Tesseraktis : I know it... I know it...
by Tesseraktis December 16, 2004
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Cock Tease

Someone, Usually female, who belives pictures in their underwear count as nudes.
Damn dude I was messaging her but turns out she's a cock tease.
by DontRegretLife July 26, 2017
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cock tease

a bitch that absolutely teases the cock in every which way shape or form but does not actually please the cock.
Dude i got the worst case of blue balls right now! Jessica is such a fucking cock tease!
by Georgie Hurnek September 15, 2010
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taser

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.
After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.
by Madison J October 18, 2003
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Teserita

Exotic island princess far from home shore. Sweet as pineapple and as delicate as white orchid. Sports heavily calloused feet from riding surf boards and strolling barefoot along the streets of Sin City.

Able to attract online love with the click of a mouse. Devotes one-third of each day to Mafia Wars, FarmVille and listening to Don Ho albums.

A casual dresser with a penchant for wearing grass skirts, leis and flip flops.

Though reckless in her personal life, she urges everyone else to "take care always."
Hawaii home sick poi recipes pig roast Teserita
by Endorphin Boy February 4, 2010
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