There was a young fellow named keith
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
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Though reckless in her personal life, she urges everyone else to "take care always."
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