Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'

Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.

by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

thomas

a teenage boy who likes to play sports and loves to hang out with his friend/ girlfriend .

Thomas loves/likes Suzanna and Tianna

by sir. Thomas c. February 5, 2014

Thomas

Thomas the Train

Thomas is a blue train

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

Thomas Forrester

Thomas Forrester is a very jealous person. He often eats pizza all by himself and won't share a single slice. Thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully homosexual. He really likes to make homosexual jokes. Overall Thomas Forrester is a very VERY unique human being.

Thomas Forrester is a unique human being.

by ILoveFoz September 3, 2017

Nick Thomas

Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.

Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.

by Shawna Hennessey June 13, 2008

thomas

a big fat fucking asshole which should not exist

i hate thomas

by I Hate Thomas March 16, 2020