mitzvah tank

A jiffy lube for lubavs.

by Mushka October 26, 2003

TANK!!!

An exclamatory remark of a gamer when he blows a guys head off in any shooter game, or what happens to my friend lance when he plays me at halo 3.

Guy 1: Dude watch out he's around the corner!
Guy 3: Im gonna get you!
Guy 2: Don't worry that bastard is on lock down.
Guy 3: God Damnit!!
Guy 1&2: TANK!!!

by Radshack6695 April 1, 2008

The Tank

The worlds most bad ass car!!!!! desroyer of deer numbers in the doubble digits and still climbing, Color green completly coverd in dents, and seats 6 people. it is practically a lowerd suv but way more bad ass. odomitor reads over 200,000 miles and cant be stoped by any type of weather, or terrain. location Holmes County Ohio.

Person 1: dude the roads are so bad out i cant take my car in this.
Person 2: its ok well take "the tank".

Person 1: it rained alot so the feild is pretty muddy we can walk back.

person 2: Its ok well activate tank mode!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

Half tank

When a male is excited but not fully erect

When kevin saw that man he got a half tank

by NTTS January 19, 2007

skank tank

(noun) an extremely skanky woman.

Bob: Dude look at Jeannette! She has like 5 guys around her? I cannot believe she dumped me.

Bill: Wow, what a skank tank.

by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

sex tank

A man with a fairly ripped chest and arm package, yet has a full gut filled up for sex and other high intensity activities. Usually due to drinking huge quantities heavy beer such as melbourne/victoria bitter.

tom: gee your looking big in the gut.

john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.

by the original dizzler October 21, 2010