Suit Suffrogate

The system was designed a specific way but you only found out recently how it actually works.

He takes his anger out on people because he recently became a suit suffrogate.

by breakboy72 September 09, 2017

stuffing a suit

When you murder someone and stuff their remains in a mascot costume.

"Hey dawg, what are you doing?"
"Nothing mate, just stuffing a suit."

by HoberStoopid April 05, 2021

New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent

Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.

by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018

scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.

Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.

by QuacksO March 19, 2020

suit-pretty

Someone who is not really that goodlooking but whose looks are enahnced by the clothes (ie. suit) they are wearing.

I normally would not have noticed him, but today he sure was suit-pretty!

by Virtual D January 17, 2008

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 21, 2014

Whistling suit

English for a straight jacket. Origin is the sound a straight jacket makes when a person is trying to free themselves.

They had to take her out in a whistling suit after that meeting at work.

by kiKittymfa July 28, 2020