A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
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Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser
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a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
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Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
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The stringboard came from the screwed up minds of The Shad and the rest of us, his band-mates. We were just making fun of a couple of ditzy female friends. Oddly enough though, Shadow and I were walking around downtown Boise after we had a gig a couple nights before when some girl came up to the Shadow Caper and said something about a stringboard. I assumed that she was looking for the word, guitar. This was the honest to whatever you beleive in truth. I thought this girl was crazy but whatever as long as she liked our show, who cares? Read the example becaause that's how it happned.
The stringboard came from the screwed up minds of The Shad and the rest of us, his band-mates. We were just making fun of a couple of ditzy female friends. Oddly enough though, Shadow and I were walking around downtown Boise after we had a gig a couple nights before when some girl came up to the Shadow Caper and said something about a stringboard. I assumed that she was looking for the word, guitar. This was the honest to whatever you beleive in truth. I thought this girl was crazy but whatever as long as she liked our show, who cares? Read the example becaause that's how it happned.
Girl: "Hey that concert rocked! You were incredible on the..."
Shadow: "The guitar"
Girl: "The what?"
Shadow: "You know, the guitar. Six strings. A lot of them have a hole in the..."
Girl: "Oh, you mean the STRINGBOARD"
Shadow: "The guitar"
Girl: "The what?"
Shadow: "You know, the guitar. Six strings. A lot of them have a hole in the..."
Girl: "Oh, you mean the STRINGBOARD"
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