by The goat 😅 October 10, 2020

by Billie Goudmonsdottir Haus 123 July 8, 2025

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by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.
by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.
And now you’re bored.
And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
by anonymous August 7, 2024

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
by EHAS_Iris May 30, 2022
