Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.

"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"

by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011

Squid Game

Squids coming home after a big game

Look at those squids Squid Game. Must be coming home after the game.

by KawiKaze November 20, 2021

squid

a person who wears black flags\bandanas thas a squid

"fuck a squid"

by Mk West 2319 February 6, 2019

Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.

Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.

by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020

Squid Game

A big steamin pile of horse crap where people play kiddie games, but die if they lose.

I should never have fallen for the hype because I was disappointed when I watched the whole squid game series

by UltimateDoge November 22, 2022