When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
Get the Spoon Poonedmug. When two people are lying in a horizontal position, it is the person in the back. The big spoon is typically larger than the little spoon, for example a Megaladon is very large and therefore a big spoon. Female big spoons commonly have a fondness for younger men.
Girl 1: So I hear you pulled Harry from One direction last night, isn't he a bit young for you?
Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon
Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon
by there's_a_snake_in_my_boot November 14, 2012
Get the Big spoonmug. a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
Get the rusty spoonmug. by cheesey138 June 23, 2010
Get the Spoon Sexmug. 1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
by JenGonzo August 24, 2012
Get the Salad Spoonmug. by Neo90345 September 13, 2012
Get the Spoon-Bendingmug. by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018
Get the Mayonez spoonmug.