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Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge
by Congressmen February 9, 2021
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camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.
Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .
by Mobyduck June 10, 2017
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sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.
Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.
by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025
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Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
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Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
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academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.
Most students these days are academic sponge's.
by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014
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Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
by nyf’e January 1, 2022
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