Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 13, 2009

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Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

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Sponged Up

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.

"Mandy, did you see the new guy Ken? He's got me fully sponged up rn"

by GH0xSTED August 08, 2023

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shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

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