spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Spanisian

Someone of mixed Hispanic/Latin and Asian ancestry.

My daughter is Spanisian because I'm Asian and my wife is Hispanic.

by HKoMo December 20, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spanish#9709

White illiterate dad-bod having bougie boy that compensates his lack of personality with flagrant spending.

Looks like spanish#9709 is at it again

by Jackstackfireback January 31, 2019

spanish_.mamiii._

Girl with a big booty and loves georgia peaches

She a spanish_.mamiii._

by spanish_.mamiii._ February 19, 2019

Spanish Popsicle

The sexual act of a Spanish man dipping the penis into a girl's mouth. The girl is sucking it and the saliva representing the penis (popsicle) melting. Until the Spanish man finishes the job by ejaculating into her mouth, then that's where the real melting begins.

My Spanish man gave me a hard Spanish Popsicle and it really felt good.

by LeilaSP March 9, 2019