bowling for soup

(v) A makeshift mockery of bowling, using soup cans for bowling pins and anything but a bowling ball for a bowling ball.

Person No.1, "Wanna go bowling!?"
Person No.2, "Yeah!"
Person No.1,"Got any money?!"
Person No.2,"No."
Person No.1,"Hmmm... Well lets go bowling for soup."

by Jebudiah Springsteen July 11, 2008

Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

Soup Cheeks

When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.

"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."

by Prison Finish July 01, 2018

Strawberry soup

Strawberries cat up into tiny cubes and paced into a bowl or cup. Then with a TINY, LIKE TINY spoon, eat the strawberries like soup. This creation was made by me. 5-7 strawberries for a snack and 10-14 strawberries for a meal.

I’m really hungry, i’ll go get some strawberry soup!

by Beckayum October 21, 2020

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 22, 2017

Soup fuck

Slicing a hole into a pillow and filling to zip lock bags with soup popping them into the microwave until warm placing both bags on each side of the slit in the pillow and thrusting penis back and forth into the pillow this simulates a vagina for lonely people

John : man I got so lonely last night I had to soup fuck
Brian: I can relate man.

by Bitch please fuck you 420 August 28, 2018

rolley soup

something that is insanely awsome. originated from a drunk Italian trying to make fun of the word "gnarly".

person1: "Dude, this show is gnarly"

drunk Italian: " Man, I am sick of you saying stupid shit like...*pause* "This is so rolley soup!"

everyone else present at the time: *laughs at drunk Italian*

by awesome guy 1 August 09, 2010