“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
by nateluvv October 14, 2020
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When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
by Saerow April 28, 2021
Get the invisible shocked mug.A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
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Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.
Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.
Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL
Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.
Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL
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