by @Pierre_eves July 14, 2017
1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 19, 2020
An organization where Asian babes discuss their sexual experiences/problems/fantasies.
There's a weekly meeting, but is sometimes cancelled due to conflict with one of the executive's dick appointments.
There's a weekly meeting, but is sometimes cancelled due to conflict with one of the executive's dick appointments.
Hey, is there a Hentai Social Social Club meeting today?
Duh, those ABGs get some every day. They must let it out.
Who's are the executives in Hentai Social Social Club?
Amy, Josie and Linda. In that order, too. Amy's the president, Josie's VP and Linda is the secretary.
I personally think that all Asian virgins should join HSSC. They can learn about different XXX techniques, XXX positions, numerical data that will prepare them for their predicted promiscuous life!
HSSC is growing at a high speed due to dating apps such as tinder, tantan, bumble, etc...
Any information given during HSSC meetings are confidential. Exposing screenshots of the conversation in facebook messenger discussions will result in dismissal of a member.
Duh, those ABGs get some every day. They must let it out.
Who's are the executives in Hentai Social Social Club?
Amy, Josie and Linda. In that order, too. Amy's the president, Josie's VP and Linda is the secretary.
I personally think that all Asian virgins should join HSSC. They can learn about different XXX techniques, XXX positions, numerical data that will prepare them for their predicted promiscuous life!
HSSC is growing at a high speed due to dating apps such as tinder, tantan, bumble, etc...
Any information given during HSSC meetings are confidential. Exposing screenshots of the conversation in facebook messenger discussions will result in dismissal of a member.
by Juhickoryhan November 28, 2018
by Claire M November 19, 2007
An old world order trend by keepings all your privacy, private. To have limited or no exposure to and of any Myspace, Facebook, and onlyfans, datum.
Bryan: It's peculiar, Paul's Instagram account is gone?
Craig: Have you checked his Social Medino? I know he keeps his accounts, locked down.
Bryan: No.
Craig: Have you checked his Social Medino? I know he keeps his accounts, locked down.
Bryan: No.
by DrDingDong May 15, 2020