Smackdown

The factually accurate and brutally delivered written or verbal retort due to all smactivists.

Glenn Beck needs a serious smackdown for being a world class smacktivist.

by Nosmack August 30, 2010

sorority smackdown

In a sorority when the members smack each other in the ass before throwing them over the edge of the nearest balcony. The girls usually have bets on who will sustain most injury, who will hit the ground first and who's ass will wibble the most when smacked.

Shola was very disappointed when Courtney walked away from the sorority smackdown with only a broken arm as she had bet on a fractured femur.

by Crazy Axer July 18, 2009

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar

i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!

by MsKate March 30, 2008

Snack Bracket

Pertaining to the dating rule of "Half your age plus seven" to denote potential mates of a socially acceptable age. Those within an acceptable age range for engaging in an intimate relationship with.

Mary: Check out those hot guys outside of the University Centre...

Janine: No way man. Those guys are in first year. Completely out of your snack bracket.

by Valstar June 19, 2010

snatch snack

A penis, finger, thong underwear, or any other item that goes into a woman's girlcrack (vaginal cleft or vestibule)as if it were eating the item as a snack.

"Dang girl, your pussy must be hungry cause it's swallowing up a snatch snack." or "you call that tiny, pathetic little snatch snack a cock?"

by Sandra Mendez July 15, 2008

ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.

Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007

late night snack

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.

Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.

by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007