by goodguy27 September 30, 2016

by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019

Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.
smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"
by metcalfistan April 1, 2010

by this girl on tonya 98 March 9, 2010

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.
by Eric May 14, 2005

Folk-rock singer who was considered one of the best songwriters of his generation. He was best known for his songs from the film "Good Will Hunting" and songs that focused on drug addiction, failed relationships, self-loathing, suicide etc. His music was very sad, indeed.
He started out as an indie singer in Portland, but gained more recognition when Gus Van Sant decided to use some of his songs from his 1997 album called "Either/Or" (which is probably his best album). Smith also wrote a song for the movie called "Miss Misery," which earned him an Academy Award nomination. Unfortunately, he lost to Celine Dion (It was the "Titanic" year).
Sadly, Smith took his own life in Fall of 2003 by plunging a knife to his heart. He was 34
Smith has done 6 albums; "Roman Candle," self-titled album "Elliott Smith," "Either/Or," "XO," "Figure 8" and a posthumous release called "From a Basement on a Hill."
He started out as an indie singer in Portland, but gained more recognition when Gus Van Sant decided to use some of his songs from his 1997 album called "Either/Or" (which is probably his best album). Smith also wrote a song for the movie called "Miss Misery," which earned him an Academy Award nomination. Unfortunately, he lost to Celine Dion (It was the "Titanic" year).
Sadly, Smith took his own life in Fall of 2003 by plunging a knife to his heart. He was 34
Smith has done 6 albums; "Roman Candle," self-titled album "Elliott Smith," "Either/Or," "XO," "Figure 8" and a posthumous release called "From a Basement on a Hill."
by Kyle January 28, 2005

A Fatass who always gets on your fucking nerves and is a pussy and bitches about everything and then spills personal info to everyone and she calls it tea like the whitest bitch in the universe
by ArianaGrandeConcertInMancheste April 5, 2019
