slappedwaffles

A type of man who wakes up in the morning and licks up a pile of wet chili fries of the floor and masturbates into a watermelon and then eats it

Wow that dude looks like a slappedwaffles

by Wet chilli fries in my sock September 26, 2019

Slapper

Someone that chases Down opps with a big bladed weapon. This guy is so on job People think he’s homeless. He Also gets court and goes to court but manages to beat the case every time.

Guy: “yo fam you heard about that guy fam he’s a top slapper caught about 230494 opps on Tuesday”

Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”

by Topstrider January 16, 2020

Slapper

An easy lay for a man

I'm going to get my slapper to come up here and rock my brains out

by PyarmidForce January 30, 2020

Slapper

Whore/Slag

You old slapper

by Slapper236 February 28, 2020

Slapper

Slapper in Britain, New Zealand and Australia, is a prostitute or slut.

You know that chick Sally, she is such a slapper, she blew off 3 dudes at the party last night, and then went home to her boyfriend!

by Pakistani Backhander March 28, 2020

Slapper

Someone who is beyond fucking retarded.

You're such a huge fucking slapper it's unreal.

by bruhmoment1254 May 5, 2020

Slapper

British slang for slut or prostitute

She’s a right old slapper

by Georgiaw May 22, 2020