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Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023
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They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
by karon69 March 9, 2023
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Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.
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he's just a noob that act retarded
NO SBOONMAN
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Look at my shlong
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Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long
This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong
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