shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.

Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!

by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 18, 2012

Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED March 19, 2012

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

schnapping

Going shopping after drinking schnapps or any other alcohol beverage

"There is nothing to do."
"Wanna go schnapping at the walmart ?"
"Hellz yeah."

by mallory faye January 11, 2008

oh snapping

The act of saying "oh snap"

Freeman took part in a session of oh snapping after he said something that was worthy of the comment "oh snap."

by John Legend August 3, 2006

shopping at the nani

Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice

"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"

by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010