SHIT

Acronym for "sure happy it's Thursday."

I'm SHIT because tomorrow's Friday!

by TJ E October 6, 2010

Shit

POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!

by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008

[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.

"Man get that shit out of my face!"

by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009

Shit

Poop

Daniel: Look at that shit!
Fred: Watch you're fucking mouth! That's poop.

by noonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008

Shit

The cuss word shit, or the poop.

1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught

by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014