Shit

POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

Shit

Poop

Daniel: Look at that shit!
Fred: Watch you're fucking mouth! That's poop.

by noonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008

Shit

Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

by qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW September 27, 2011

Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

Shit

A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else.

Also a term for "stuff".

What's that shit?

Can you hand me my shit?

by kougazluvr May 21, 2009