A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
by jtsaint June 30, 2011

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

1. A name to call stupid person who is being an idiot
2.a name to call people if they understand glade talk
2.a name to call people if they understand glade talk
Thomas you SHANK get over here
by kiliisking March 1, 2021

by -I AM WHITE AF- December 15, 2018
