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Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
by jtsaint June 30, 2011
mugGet the Chang Shankmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....mug.

shank

Girl you shanked.

Thatโ€™s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.
by licklickbaby May 22, 2024
mugGet the shankmug.

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
mugGet the Pencil Shankedmug.

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.
by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025
mugGet the Prison Shank Clubmug.

Shank

1. A name to call stupid person who is being an idiot

2.a name to call people if they understand glade talk
by kiliisking March 1, 2021
mugGet the Shankmug.

shanks

aussie slang for knives or blades in general.
oi, u got the shanks lad???
by -I AM WHITE AF- December 15, 2018
mugGet the shanksmug.

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